| Christmas Quote | Christmas Movie |
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| Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl. | |
| Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. | |
| You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa. | |
| We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'. Is that clear? | |
| Well, I hate to disagree with you, but not only IS there such a person, but I am here to prove it. | |
| Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan! | |
| Keep the change ya filthy animal! | |
| Forgive me, Mr. Claus. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday. | |
| You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. | |
| You left Claire for Frisbee the dog? | |
U.K. Christmas #1s 
Rudolph 
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