| Quote | Movie | Year |
| Your gonna swallow what I give you to swallow. Then youre gonna swallow Roosters. | |
| These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson. '...'Not like that they dont, not from you' | |
| If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off bitch!!! | |
| 'Yea you will take ur chances'..'I know, I just said that'..'I know you just said that' | |
| (Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp).....Did you hear that??? | |
| The price is wrong bitch!!! | |
| You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! | |
| 'You got that Matt!!! or are you too busy kissing up to TJ'...'and whats wrong with that!!!!' | |
| You know how I know your gay? | |
| You aint nothin but the white mans dog! | |
| Give me a keg of beer | |
| Its interesting. The young lady slipped so suddenly and you still had time to remove your jacket and your shoes | |
| Hey Peter turn to channel 9, its the breast exam! | |
| How much ass do I have to kiss to make partner!!! | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? | |
| I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase | |
| I could use a little more morphine | |
| I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! | |
| All those souls and you still don't have one of your own. I pity you sorcerer | |
| Daddy! Daddy! he said he was gonna kill me'..'Watd u say to my kid?'..i was merely relating to the child the importance of'..OW! | |
| You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude. | |
| Fine! Then go ahead and *starve!* If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! | |
| I said good day sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| I'll be right back!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| You ask me one more question and I'm beating the **** out of you. | |
| I can do a great impression of a hotdog. :O | |
| Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable is the hardest work I'll do all day. | |
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