| Question | CORRECT Answer | Comments |
| What number comes after 35?? | |
| Who won the 2000 US Presidential Election?? | |
| How do you spell purple?? | |
| What is the capital of Russia?? | |
| 2+2=? | |
| Baby got...?? | |
| What is the opposite of hot?? | |
| Are you stupid? It's obviously 800. | |
| Don't you know anything? It was Gandalf! | |
| Yer a teribull spelir. Its spelt 'perpul.' | |
| You're lucky I'm so nice. The answer is 'Africa.' | |
| This is basic history! Waterloo, you dolt! Waterloo! | |
| *psst* Earth to numbskull. It's 'dog.' | |