| Quote | Movie |
| 'Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't.' | |
| 'A real magician tries to invent something new, that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.' | |
| 'All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.' | |
| 'You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.' | |
| 'I was wondering what would break first: your spirit, or your body?' | |
| 'Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo?' ' | |
| 'Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.' | |
| 'Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.' | |
| 'It's sh¡te being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth!' | |
| 'I admire you. I don't know how you found me, but imagine my surprise. I respect you law enforcement agents more everyday.' | |