| Clue | Word |
| NL Central team that hasn't won a World Series since God knows when | |
| The first thing you learn to draw in 3D | |
| Kittens are... | |
| Button used when Dick Vitale is talking | |
| Knights of Cydonia singers | |
| Have to do something | |
| Phenomenon of small droplets suspended in the air | |
| What you'll receive in the face if you mess with Bruce Lee | |
| Salmon or Mahi Mahi | |
| The above clues could be served on this | |
| When doors open on Black Friday, there is a mad ___ to grab the coolest toys. RIP Cindy down the street | |
| It's all about the Benjamins | |
| After you get punched by Bruce Lee, your nose might have to be in a ___ | |
| | Clue | Word |
| The lamest ghost from A Christmas Carol | |
| Moses' signature move | |
| Flatulence | |
| Knox, Smith, or Collins | |
| ___ the river, don't lose an Ox! | |
| You still live with your parents? cut the ___, dude | |
| Jack of Clubs | |
| Used to make soap | |
| Type of bird | |
| Not reverse, drive, or neutral | |
| The other white meat | |
| Sinners watch this!! | |
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