| Uncomfortable Plot Summary | Musical Title |
| Pious historical leaders sing and dance | |
| Man can't deal with sexual identity crisis, forces everyone else to have one | |
| Overexcited girl usurps control of carefully planned TV show | |
| Pianist can't take practical joke, becomes terrorist | |
| The Bush years made kids angry | |
| Boy f***s sister, causes double murder-suicide | |
| Power-crazy director forces penetrating audition on group | |
| Attention-starved girl sucks up to lonely millionaire | |
| Histrionic nymphomaniac sleeps her way up to the presidency | |
| Wrongly persecuted criminal refuses help from governor, dies | |
| Overachieving 12-year olds compete | |
| People still can't get past skin color | |
| If the good guys win, humanity is doomed | |