| Joke | Group |
|---|
| Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been *this* big! Five of us were barely enough! | |
| None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in. | |
| None. The sockets all went with the house. | |
| That depends on whether it has health insurance. | |
| Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - uh - I mean, ladder. | |
| None. Screwing objectifies the lightbulb. | |
| Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better. | |
| None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon. | |
| None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight. | |
| Only one, but it takes nine visits. | |
| Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder. | |
| Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. | |
| | Joke | Group |
|---|
| Only one, but the light bulb must want to change. | |
| One - plus or minus three. | |
| What's a light bulb? | |
| Darkness is irrelevant. Changing it is futile. | |
| Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. | |
| Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement. | |
| Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes. | |
| Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash. | |
| Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark. | |
| Three, but they're really only one. | |
| Eno. | |
| Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. | |
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