| Definition | Word |
| One skilled in circumvention of the law. | |
| The kind of fortune that never misses. | |
| An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. | |
| Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. | |
| No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. | |
| Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance of an army against its enemy. | |
| A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. | |
| In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. | |
| A rich old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket. | |
| A parlor utensil operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience. | |
| To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read. | |
| The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. | |
| The purchase of that which neither belongs to the seller, nor can belong to the buyer. | |
| Evident to one's self and to nobody else. | |
| The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations. | |
| To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth. | |
| A device enabling distant objects to plague us with a multitude of needless details. | |
| Once too often. | |
| The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. | |
| A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest. | |
| An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. | |
| A fictional country, invented to confuse and traumatize schoolchildren. | |
| This was written in 1911. Not bloody likely. | |
| Verb: To get no work done whatsoever. | |