| After the movie | Movie | Year |
| OBVIOUSLY: The Extra-Terrestrial got back home. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: There's more than one Great White Shark in the ocean. Enter the sequels. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: Don Corleone got off the bench eventually. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: Butch and the Kid died. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: Blondie rode off with his half, Tuco wants to ride off with his half and Angel Eyes can't do anything. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: James and Galore went at it. You know what I mean. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: The mad, mad, mad, mad treasure hunters stopped laughing. It wasn't that funny. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: Ms. Harrington's new acquaintance is going to screw her over when she gets the chance. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: Rick and Louis are going to have a beautiful friendship. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: They moved the body. Let's face it a dead giant ape is the worst kind of road block. | |
| OBVIOUSLY: The Tramp got the not-so blind girl. | |