| Hint | Answer |
| Why did Michael once throw a monkey in the sea? | |
| Who are Wings, according to Alan? | |
| According to Alan, Dan laughed so hard he had... | |
| What did Gary Barker (ex-photocopier specialist) once throw a copper kettle at? | |
| What painting does Alan give to a French Alan Partridge, Alain Perdrix? | |
| They've __________, you fool! | |
| Lynn, some of these people have come from _________ | |
| If kettles are saaaaad, what are coffee machines? | |
| What are the names of Alan's two children? | |
| What name did Alan book under at his country club to cause a security alert? | |
| Alan's favourite drink | |
| Who did Alan's wife leave him for? | |
| No, that's a razor, love. Could have done with that for the _________ | |
| Sir Dansworth of __________ , as I live and breathe! | |
| When talking during sex to calm himself down, what is Alan's preferred bedroom topic? | |
| What does Alan dismantle in his hotel room when very bored? | |
| What is the name of Alan's military based game show? | |
| What channel does the game show appear on? | |
| What company does Dan own? | |
| What does Tex call his truck? | |
| Walt Disney. There's a man who lived the American Dream. Really? I thought he just _________ | |
| How would you kill yourself in Starbucks? | |
| What did Alan used to call his old headmaster? | |
| Are you wearing Lynx? Well smelt! ________! ________! | |
| You blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for ___________ | |