| Hint | Person |
| Voice Box, 1 Arm | |
| Blonde, Boobs destroyed society | |
| Blue hat and jacket, Destroyed the giant guinea pigs in Peru | |
| Drinks Coffee, Paranoid | |
| Stan's Girlfriend, Has had breast implants | |
| Canadian, Baby | |
| Usually says 1 word, Big head | |
| Poor, Dies a lot | |
| British, Massively unpopular | |
| Grounded a lot, Picked on constantly | |
| Crutches, Taken steriods | |
| | Hint | Person |
| Visits God, first introduced in 'Damien' | |
| Mmm-kay, Big head | |
| Redneck, Stan's Uncle | |
| African American, Killed off in season 10 | |
| Mr Hat/Mr Twig, Been a man twice | |
| Voted cutest boy, Father owns a shoe store | |
| - N' Pals, Saved Santa | |
| Red Poofball Hat, Sister is Shelly | |
| Rich, African American | |
| Jewish, Canadian Brother | |
| Fat, Evil Mastermind | |
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