Bruce Willis' wife isn't ignoring him because their marriage is falling apart, but rather because he's dead.
You know that alluring chick Stephen Rea's interested in? She's a dude.
The man in the military cemetery in the opening scene isn't old Tom Hanks: it's old Matt Damon.
The movie's actually a horror film, not a thriller: Janet Leigh gets butchered in the shower. Oh, and Norman's mother is long dead.
It seems wealth isn't everything: 'Rosebud' refers to the poor guy's childhood sled.
Lady Liberty's existence reveals the astronauts only travelled through time, not space.
Kobayashi is actually a porcelain company and Verbal Kint is (presumably) Keyser Soze.
Obi-Wan kinda left out a few facts about Darth Vader: he's actually Luke's dad.
The mysterious girl is Faye Dunaway's sister AND daughter, after a fashion.
That miracle food that's all the rave? It is, in fact, peeeeeople.
It's not a bomb in the box -- it's Gwyneth Paltrow's pretty head.
Charismatic alpha male Tyler Durden and milquetoast narrator Edward Norton are one and the same.
Our amnesiac protagonist's attempts to catch his wife's killer are, erm, somewhat less than noble.
Christian Bale had a twin all along. It's how he's been working his magic tricks.
The entire first half of the movie is an illusion. The lead is a struggling actress who, in a fit of jealousy, arranged her lover's murder. At least that's what I think happened...
The people in the future have it all wrong - it was just a lone nut job who poisoned the world, not the 'army' of the film's title.
Despite his killer tattoos, Viggo's actually an undercover cop.
Nicole Kidman's a ghost! She killed her children and took her own life.
Edward Norton once again. This time he made up his meek alter-ego Aaron to manipulate lawyer Richard Gere.
The husband's body disappeared from the swimming pool because he actually faked his death as a plot to run away with Simone Signoret.
That train crash that Bruce Willis survived was engineered by Samuel Jackson.
Our lovable anti-heroes meet their end to a hail of bullets in Bolivia.
Our lovable anti-heroes meet their end to a hail of bullets in Louisiana.
There's a very good chance that Patrick Bateman's serial killing is all in his head.
Everything only *seemed* like the 19th century: in fact the movie takes place in the present and the monsters are men in costumes.
The corpse lying on the floor the whole movie is, in fact, the killer.
The title character only pretended to murder someone to prove the death penalty is flawed -- ingenious!
Her boyfriend isn't dead - in fact, he's the killer, along with his dorky friend Stu.
The ten characters stuck at the motel are actually the ten personalities inside a serial killer's crazy, crazy head.
The two most interesting characters in the film (Ed Harris's crazy agent and Paul Bettany's charming friend) don't exist.
There is no Shell Beach: the entire city is suspended in space by the Strangers.
Marsellus gets his box back (but you never find what's in it), Vincent gets shot, and Jules leaves 'the life'.
Ilsa leaves with Laszlo, but Rick forms a beautiful friendship.
In the grip of an obsession, James Stewart forces Kim Novak to her death.
After finally making it back to La Rochelle after 4 hours of running time, the U-boat and most of its crew are destroyed by allied planes.
John Coffey didn't kill the little girls but tried to save them. He's electrocuted anyway though.
Every one of the criminals, with the possible exception of Mr. Pink, gets shot to death.
Harry Lime's not dead: he's alive in the Vienna shadows with some chilling ideas on morality to share.
Maximus kills Commodus but then dies. Rome doesn't go back to being a Republic.
George Clooney blows Brad Pitt's head off.
Sergeant Howie isn't on the island to investigate a virgin sacrifice - he's there to BE the virgin sacrificed.
Hitler dies!
Steve McQueen meets a barbed wire fence he can't jump, and only three fugitives make it out of Germany.
Clint doesn't get his Dirty Harry on, but his death helps his Hmong neighbors.
Dorothy never left Kansas. It was all a dream.
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