| Quote | Movie | Year |
| Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. | |
| Somebody once wrote: 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.' That's what this place feels like. Hell. | |
| How much courage does it take to walk out on your kid? | |
| That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. | |
| I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure. | |
| I had a farm in Africa. | |
| Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain | |
| If you cannot say what you mean, your majesty, you will never mean what you say | |
| A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen. | |
| What I need is for somebody to drive my mother around | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Listen, don't take refuge in one-liners like 'you're the doctor'. Okay? Because that pisses me off. | |
| He doesn't know it's a damn show! He thinks it's a damn fight! | |
| I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint. | |
| Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch. | |
| My daughter is in pain. I don't understand why she has to have this pain. All she has to do is hold out until ten, and IT'S PAST TEN! My daughter is in pain, can't you understand! | |
| My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. | |
| Dukey, if this thing blows up, the Feds will be the least of our problems | |
| Yes. In the end, you will walk out. Because 100,000 Englishmen simply cannot control 350 million Indians, if those Indians refuse to cooperate. | |
| All right, Popeye's here! get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall! | |
| I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies. | |
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