If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit.

Look down, look down, you're here until you die.

I am the president of the United States of America, clothed in immense power! You will procure me those votes!

I'm recording my story for the future. In a million years, when kids go to school, they gonna know: Once there was a Hushpuppy, and she lived with her daddy in The Bathtub.

And in the odd chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is... that one.

Animals have souls... I have seen it in their eyes.

I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same?

The world knows nothing will make an Englishman sh*t quicker than the sight of George Washington

Can I be honest with you? I am bad news. I'm not your friend. I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna break you. Any questions?

•• What would you say if no one came to your funeral? ••Nothing, probably.

This is the best bad idea we have... by far, sir.

I see that I am a little piece of a big, big universe, and that makes it right.

Cora, tell Miss Laura 'goodbye'

Thank you Lord Vishnu. Thank you for coming in the form of a fish and saving our lives.

To love another person is to see the face of God.

••I want to wear my DeSean Jackson jersey to the dinner, what do you think? ••DeSean Jackson is the man!

Things will go on, and then one day it will all be over.

Quite frankly, I didn't even want to use you guys, with your dip and velcro and all your gear bullsh*t. I wanted to drop a bomb.

I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone. They don't let me make calls. I'm going to call Nikki

You can't run a global network of interconnected cells from a cave.

Now Prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun. You know what that means?

Telling him the story made all my feelings and tears come back, almost more powerfully than when I was actually watching the film, and then I just couldn't stop

Bananas don't float. You said the Orangutan floated to you in a bundle of bananas, but bananas don't float.

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.

The whole universe depends on everything fitting together just right. If one piece busts, even the smallest piece... the entire universe will get busted.

This is the face of someone who has fought long and hard for the good of the people without caring much for any of 'em. And I look a lot worse without the wig.

••You really know Warren Beatty? ••Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once