| Question | Answer |
| What are the writers for the show 'Family Guy'? | |
| Where do the boy's send the whale Willzyx for the aquarium? | |
| If you say this person's name in the mirror three times, he will appear and shoot you. | |
| For his 'Hell on Earth', Satan wants what kind of cake? | |
| What does he actually get? | |
| What is the name of the store in the mall that Paris Hilton opens? | |
| Who does Paris Hilton have a '****-off' with? | |
| Who wins? | |
| What does Cartman call ginger kids like Kyle? | |
| What is the name of the 'stop smoking' group that comes to South Park elementary? | |
| According to chinpokomon, what is the primary main objective? | |
| When the boys go to DC to play their recorders, what word do they make up to try and fool the New Yorker kids? | |
| What is NAMBLA? | |
| What is the other NAMBLA? | |
| What does the robot form the future programed to destroy Cartman's trapper keeper say his name is? | |
| What TV show is Cartman's trapper keeper themed? | |
| What is Bebe's last name? | |
| When the boy's are trying to save movies from their directors reanimating them, what do they put on the flyer to get more people? | |
| When the boys are trying to break into Dynacorp, what melody does Towelie play on the key pad? | |
| In Asspen, the ski instructor Thumper tells the boys to put the skiis in the shape of a _____ to slow down and _____ to speed up. | |
| Who is the biggest douche in the Universe? | |
| What eats the Little Woodland Critters every year from keeping the Anti-Christ from being born every year? | |
| What do you call a Jewish woman's boobs? | |
| What do the boys think Father Maxi wants to shove up their butts? | |
| What is the antidote to Ritalin? | |