| Quote | Answer | Character, Episode |
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| 'Oh my God, theykilled Kenny...' | |
| 'Respect my...' | |
| 'They took our...' | |
| 'I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a...' | |
| 'Gentleman, this could very well lead to the end of the world...' | |
| 'And the winner of the costume contest is... Wendy! for her...' | |
| 'I'm afraid Earth, all of Earth is a intergalacitic televsion show' 'Oh my God...' | |
| 'Oh now it's just two fitty? What, is there a sale on...' | |
| 'Hey guys, you know what they call a jewish womens boobs?' | |
| 'I'm not the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, and Sceintology is just one big global...' | |
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| 'Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a...' | |
| '...And of course to feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it...' | |
| 'You guys look here. In this Nancy Drew Mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe...' | |
| 'I would never let a woman kick my ass I'd be like 'Hey! why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you...' | |
| 'Herro, schity wok. How may I herlp you...' | |
| 'They're not Pirate Ghosts Jonathan, they're...' | |
| 'This is my impersonation of an American...: | |
| 'The right age to start having sex is...' | |
| 'I see two guys inside, they have Sarah Peterson's doll, you...' | |
| 'Well I'm a badass cowboys livin' in the...' | |
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