| Question | Answer |
| It's nine o'clock on what day when this song is taking place? | |
| The old man sitting next to Billy Joel is making love to what? | |
| What two adjectives can describe the song that the old man wants Bill Joel to sing? | |
| How has the piano man got you feeling? | |
| Whats Billy Joel's friend at the bar's name? | |
| How much does Billy Joel pay for his drinks? | |
| What does Billy Joel's friend at the bar really want to do? | |
| Who is the real estate novelist? | |
| | Question | Answer |
| Who is still in the Navy? | |
| Who is practicing politics? | |
| What is the drink they are all sharing? | |
| What are we all in the mood for? | |
| Why has everyone come to see the piano man? | |
| What sounds like a carnival? | |
| What does the microphone smell like? | |
| After they put bread in his jar, what do they say to the piano man? | |
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