| Quote | Movie | Character |
| 'One night I said it to my girl, and now me girl's me wife...' | |
| 'Let an old pro show you how it's done...stay low to the ground.' | |
| 'Her daddy will love that.' | |
| 'I'll take a wack at it.' | |
| 'Don't you think we're getting a little old for this?' | |
| 'Can you make dapple lumpkins? Lumple dapkins?' | |
| 'Sing sweet nightingale, sing sweet nightingale, hi-i-i-i-igh above me.' | |
| 'It just that she's so beautiful and I'm...well look at me!' | |
| 'You must get up.' | |
| 'We'll always be friend forever, won't we?' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character |
| 'We'll never get past those teeth!' | |
| 'But the brain of a bird.' | |
| 'I see you have a sword, I have one too. They're very manly and tough...' | |
| 'I made her, but her head's so big so I pretend a bug layed eggs in her ear.' | |
| 'Quit stirring up the water.' | |
| 'I'm your man'...oh I'm so excited I-I-I can't even hold it in.' | |
| 'I've lived in the bell tower for 20 years so I think I know what the city looks like from above.' | |
| 'You're nothing but our sister.' | |
| 'What a perfectly beautiful little lady.' | |
| 'Getting into trouble a little early today aren't we (title character)?' | |
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