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| This is f***ing wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius | |
| She's on there. She's on there. Got to get the same bus home. Don't go. Almost There. | |
| We really must stop meeting like this! | |
| Jesus! Mark! Are you OK? | |
| Hey, Jez! What's up, man? | |
| Yeah, but if i pull out now, that's the deposit gone. | |
| Mark! You're in the stationery cupboard? | |
| Hey! You've got Findus Crispy Pancakes. I love them. They're just so... disgusting aren't they? | |
| So, I've divided them into three piles: yours, mine and don't knows | |
| So, Mr Corrigan, we've examined your loan application and I just have one question for you. Are you a pathetic, worthless punk? | |
| Well, mostly I've been in bed taking painkillers. | |
| Oh, Jesus. Thank you for this experience! | |
| I think that's fantastic. | |
| Jeremy? What are you doing here? | |
| Ok, great, sure you don't need a loan? Maybe for some therapy to help you speak properly? Huh? OK. Bye | |
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| Ok, well, you better say which one because i don't like to recommend | |
| Excuse me, friend, can i see what you've got in your pocket there? | |
| I don't drink. It's a Buddhist thing. | |
| You're going to have to plunge a lot harder than that. Its compacted grease | |
| Hey guys, How's it going? Oh God, i can't get over how lucky I am to find you, Jez. | |
| Yeah, we haven't had a proper chat in ages. I've been chomping at the bit. All this crap with Simon has brought up so much stuff for me | |
| Do I know you? God, you're on the jury, aren't you? | |
| Excuse me. do you have a light? | |
| So, I loved 'Outrageous'. | |
| Yes, it's fine. Juts monitoring stomach-acid levels. | |
| Well done today, dude. You slacked off a little on the treadmill at the end. Remember, Mark, a champion is someone who gets up even when they can't. OK? | |
| Right, but you have had a lot of juice. There's an unwritten rule about drinking all the complimentary juice. | |
| I'm doing a gig, actually | |
| Mark! Is it Mark Corrigan? | |
| You're the first people to talk to us all night. | |
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