| Hint | Character |
|---|
| Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell are a cartoon crimefighting duo, really like each other | |
| Rocket! Tracy Morgan's taking a rocket. He's packing a suitcase... to seduce space ass | |
| Gilda Radner is a clueless future host of The View | |
| Jimmy Fallon talks it up, reminds his guests who he is; Justin Timberlake has nothing to say | |
| Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi sing, dance, get their own movie | |
| Tracy Morgan hosts an animal show, repeats his name a lot | |
| Eddie Murphy sings the hits, gets shot; 'O-tay!' | |
| Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan dance, turn off women, enjoy Haddaway | |
| Adam Sandler gets molested by Alec Baldwin | |
| Baseball been berry berry good to Garrett Morris | |
| Dana Carvey condemns people to hell; isn't that special? | |
| Mike Myers is constantly verklempt, loves Barbara Streisand; 'talk amongst yourselves' | |
| Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin and Laraine Newman are aliens from 'France' | |
| Christopher Walken attempts to entertain women, gets slapped a lot | |
| Chris Rock hosts a show where he lambasts white people, has Top 5 lists | |
| Rachel Dratch brings everybody down (cue trombone) | |
| Kenan Thompson hosts the hottest dance show on MTV4 | |
| And now... this sketch... by Jack Handey | |
| Melanie Hutsell and Beth Cahill's sorority hopes to help ya, help ya, help ya | |
| Would you like to touch Mike Myers's monkey? | |
| Martin Short finds everything so fascinating, especially Pat Sajak | |
| Gilda Radner can't hear, misinterprets important news stories | |
| Will Forte moves to the wilderness with his pet | |
| Don Novello represents the Catholic Church | |
| Billy Crystal interviews celebrities, tells them they look marvelous | |
| | Hint | Character |
|---|
| Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd wear tight pants to enhance their bulges, hope to swing with American women | |
| Adam Sandler, David Spade and Chris Farley work in retail, get on each other's nerves | |
| Kristen Wiig kills people, always quick to say 'Sorry!' | |
| Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz attempt to pick up women, fail miserably | |
| Jim Breuer is a man-animal hybrid, helps us remember the 80s | |
| Eddie Murphy is this green children's television star, damnit | |
| Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey want to pump... YOU UP! | |
| Jon Lovitz is the Jewish holiday's answer to Santa | |
| Dan Aykroyd markets unsafe toys to children | |
| Will Ferrell likes that song, he'd like to dance to it again as this member of Bill Clinton's team | |
| Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz host a college web show, get high, laugh a lot | |
| Jimmy Fallon anchors a radio show, accuses celebrities of pooping their pants | |
| Gilda Radner hosts an imaginary show, throws herself hard into walls | |
| Tim Meadows has a bottle of Courvoisier and the answers to all your romantic queries | |
| Chevy Chase lures women to open their doors with candygrams | |
| Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch have freaky sex, tell everyone about it | |
| Dana Carvey can't believe people are unsure of his sexuality | |
| Will Forte fails to thrive in tight situations, gets blowed up | |
| YOU CAN'T HAVE-A THIS CHRIS KATTAN CHARACTER! | |
| Molly Shannon's feelings about this character can best be described in a monologue from (insert movie here); 'superstar!' | |
| Jon Lovitz and, often, John Lithgow ply their craft, 'ACTING!' | |
| Chris Farley reckons you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're actually doing it | |
| Chris Parnell hits on women crudely, drops his pants | |
| Eddie Murphy lives in a neighborhood similar to the one inhabited by Fred Rogers | |
| Tom Hanks is unable to remember anything, hey, TONY RANDALL! | |
| | Hint | Character |
|---|
| Kevin Nealon talks about something important huge knockers and happens to hard wood sneak words in there | |
| Jimmy Fallon's your company's computer guy, he'll fix them and then make fun of you | |
| Bill Murray sings in lounges about Star Wars, those beautiful Star Wars | |
| Adam Sandler tackles current events while singing | |
| Julia Sweeney has a lover named Chris and a gender unknown to all | |
| David Spade isn't exactly sure who you are, hopes you'll wait for Mr. Clark to become free | |
| Rob! Rob Schneider! Robby Robby Schneid Schneid! Making copies! Or at least, watching people make them | |
| Dwayne Johnson is the alter-ego of our current President | |
| John Belushi is a jack-of-all-trades, plus a warrior | |
| Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri have too much spirit, yes they do | |
| Al Franken's good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like him | |
| Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Dratch are a horny coupla teens, 'tell me you got that!' | |
| George Wendt, Chris Farley, Robert Smigel and Mike Myers discuss their love of Ditka and 'da Bears' | |
| Janet Hooks and Nora Dunn sing at random functions | |
| Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz and Phil Hartman sing holiday standards, stars of As World Turn | |
| Jon Lovitz invented this qui--- he invented Sporcle. He invented the Internet. Yeah, that's the ticket | |
| This cat wasn't played by a cast member, but did drive a car | |
| David Spade and company get you off the plane in the rudest manner possible | |
| Buck Henry babysits his nieces, takes compromising photos of them | |
| Phil Hartman practices law, despite being unfamiliar with our times | |
| Eddie Murphy authors 'I Wanna Be A Ho' in an effort to build a cadre of women | |
| Maya Rudolph and Rachel Dratch host a closed-access school TV information show | |
| Mike Myers and Dana Carvey host a public access show; Schwing! | |
| Tracy Morgan lives in the sewer, seduces starlets | |
| Chris Farley reads from this 'book'; Adam Sandler prays for death | |
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