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| 'I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this.' | |
| 'I see whats goin' on here, soooo sorry to interupt' | |
| 'Why are you so sweaty? Oh, I just got done watching cops.' | |
| 'Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?' | |
| 'What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe? ' | |
| 'He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.' | |
| 'Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.' | |
| 'The password is....vagina' | |
| 'f I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ' | |
| 'All I have to say about that is 'asphinctersayswhat'. ' | |
| 'Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is... Flounder.' | |
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| 'Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?' | |
| 'Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch? ' | |
| 'How'd you get sick? I loved a woman who wasn't clean. Mrs. Santa? No her sister.' | |
| 'Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.' | |
| 'You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like it when balls are in my face.' ' | |
| 'Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath?' | |
| 'Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5! ' | |
| 'It's clear to me now, we go into the bear pit.' | |
| 'You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds' | |
| 'Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.' | |
| 'Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! ' | |
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Movie Quotes IV
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