| Too Soon Joke | Famous Person | Too Soon? |
| St. Peter can finally get that coffee stain out of his robe, but he’d better call in the next 20 minutes. | |
| I hope Frank, Sammy, and Dean still let him hang out with them in the afterlife. Heck, he even made Peter look famous. | |
| Chris Columbus killed this Dumbledore 4 books too early with his crappy adaptations. | |
| I guess all those crying faces were a warning sign he was suffocating inside that invisible glass box. | |
| Let’s hope heaven likes guys in all black, ‘cause I’ve heard the other place burns, burns, burns. | |
| At least the kids at Neverland won’t have to fight over the covers anymore. | |
| He could leap from swiftly moving horses in a single bound! | |
| His life may have ended, but his name still doesn’t---GE, OR, GE, OR, GE, OR…. | |
| Little known fact: he died of agonizing boredom while watching his best friend’s “Out of Africa.” | |
| He played a crazy role twice as well as Jack “I play crazy roles best” Nicholson. No joke. | |
| Too bad “Ghost” was made in 1990. I bet he could give a much more realistic performance now. | |