| Wordy Quote | Film | Original Quote |
| 'To be quite honest with you darling, I simply care not a jot' | |
| 'Visit the seafront, we shall rendezvous and engage in merriment' | |
| 'Should I fail to return within one-twelfth of an hour, I would recommend simply being patient a while more' | |
| 'My mother constantly uttered that existence resembled a container filled with cocoa treats; you are unaware of what said box may contain' | |
| 'I beg your pardon sir Doctor, but did you imply that you constructed a time-space manipulation device out of an Irish-built automobile?' | |
| 'The undeveloped shroot of a flower of the genus Rosa' | |
| 'What is the nature of the task which you believe yourself to be undertaking, David?' | |
| 'Motivate yourself to undertake the process of experiencing life, or motivate yourself to undertake the process of experiencing death' | |
| 'I would like for you to strike me in as powerful a fashion as you are possibly able' | |
| 'The finest illusion ever perpetrated by the most famous denizen of Hell was to iterate to the planet that he was a fabrication' | |
| | Wordy Quote | Film | Original Quote |
| 'The location of their excavation is erroneous' | |
| 'I require the use of your adornment, your footwear and your two-wheeled conveyance' | |
| 'This is the place in which one may find John' | |
| 'We do not intend to be taken in by a yellow fruit inserted into the exhaust system of our vehicle' | |
| 'There are those who merely desire to spectate as the planet is engulfed in flame' | |
| 'The way appears to be devoid of obstacles youngster, now let us detonate this object and return to our place of habitation' | |
| 'Every last one of those nanoseconds shall be misplaced in history, like lachrymal excretions in precipitation' | |
| 'In the event that we should not meet in the meantime, have a pleasant post-meridian, a pleasant twilight period and a pleasant period of darkness' | |
| 'Let us attend our place of employment' | |
| 'There are moments during which there is such an abundance of aesthetic greatness on the planet that I believe I am unable to adequately cope' | |
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