| Haiku | Wrestler |
|---|
| Son of former great / Made his name in TNA / No more Beer Money | |
| Best in the whole world / Stole his finish from KENTA / 'Drug Free' on his hands | |
| Part of the Nation / Lookin' at the real deal now / Giving the Lo-Down | |
| From the Emerald Isle / Hair as red as the sunrise / Nicknamed like a shark | |
| Bad-ass from Texas / Original hardcore star / Retirement match? | |
| Droz's tattooist / Made it big out in Japan / Came back as a Lord | |
| Former football star / Master of the Jackhammer / Undefeated streak | |
| Helped to found DX / Hurts them with his pedigree / Or a big hammer | |
| Hangs out with his Peeps / Big-time down in Florida / Now he's lost his Cage | |
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