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| I have to finish this sketch and Fed Ex it to Paris, then how about you and I go out to lunch and spend the rest of the day | |
| And I'm headed into my crazy mixed up teenage years and I'll be the only girl I know | |
| We. I made the mistake of not coming after you once, Lizzie and I wasn't going to do it again... | |
| A girl needs more in life than half of a crumpled old photograph. Dad, I'm almost a teenager, face it, | |
| She's without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet! | |
| The truth is, you know, if we switch, | |
| Nicky, this reaction is totally classic. It's 'Daddy's Getting Remarried - 101'. I'd worry if she didn't react this way. Look, why don't I talk to her | |
| I live in Napa, that's in Northern California, and | |
| Maybe you'll find someone on this continent | |
| Martin, I have a really ridiculous, somewhat childish request to make. Martin, you know you're more than a Butler to me. | |
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| But this'll be your chance to really get to know the girls... Starting next week, | |
| If you see your father, tell him he's late and | |
| 'Lovely' girl ... 'Horrid, habit? ' | |
| I'm looking at her just like I've looked at her for eleven years. Since the day she came home from the hospital, six pounds, eleven ounces, twenty-one inches long. This is how I lo | |
| My mother never even mentions him. | |
| I love oreos | |
| I think your mother would prefer if you called me Meredith and no thank you, I do not eat trout... for the thousandth time. I'll wait until breakfast. What are we having? | |
| I'm trying but I'm at a slight disadvantage | |
| You're nervous?!? | |
| And I'm here to tell you the man I just saw in the elevator had absolutely no idea he and I were on the same planet, | |
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