| Movie Quote | Movie Title | Year Released |
| 'Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? | |
| 'It's Just a Flesh Wound' | |
| 'That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.' | |
| 'I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.' | |
| 'We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.' | |
| 'You know, there's a rule in sports, 'Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations.'' | |
| 'Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me.' | |
| 'I was elected to Lead, not to Read. Number Three!' | |
| | Movie Quote | Movie Title | Year Released |
| 'My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.' | |
| 'I crashed a funeral today.' | |
| 'What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?' | |
| 'Ladies & gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent & horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing & listen...CANNONBALL' | |
| 'Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow? ' | |
| 'Do you guys ever think that their is more to life than being ridiculously good looking?' | |
| 'It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.' | |
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