Can you name the Punchlines to the best and worst Christmas Cracker Jokes?

created by Crafty_Quilter
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  • Correctly named Punchlines will show up below
  • Answers do not have to be guessed in order
  • Data from survey in The Telgraph Newspaper in December 2008. These were chosen by Comedienne Sandi Toksvig. I appreciate there are loads more but had to choose one source to use. Thanks for playing
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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? 
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?  
What does the word minimum mean? 
Why don't you see penguins in Britain? 
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? 
What goes oh, oh oh? 
What's round and bad tempered? 
What did Adam yell on the day before Christmas 
Why do pens get sent to prison? 
What do you get out of a poorly piano? 
Worst
What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator? 
What must you know to be an auctioneer? 
What does the carpet salesman give to his wife for Valentine's Day?  
What sort of bull doesn't have horns? 
What did the beaver say to the tree? 
Why did the birdie go to hospital? 
What did the dog get for Christmas?  
Why are bananas never lonely? 
Which type of dog has no tail? 
What kind of room has no windows or doors 
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Christmas Cracker Jokes 10 best & worst Quiz

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