| Wrong Lyrics | |
| Dawn we now our day of peril | |
| Sleep in heavenly peas | |
| Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf they say | |
| Oh what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay | |
| Here we are, as in olden days Happy golden rays, up yours | |
| You'll go drown in Listerine | |
| See the grazing mule before us | |
| Oh, atom bomb, oh, atom bomb | |
| Brown young Virgin mother and child | |
| On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me | |
| Troll the agents you'll tie Carol | |