| Hint | Name | Status |
| Libidinous; beware static electricity | |
| Has a giant fish fork and lots of dolphin friends | |
| Has lots of moolah and lots of long-term guests | |
| Wants marital counseling, and spouse to use condoms | |
| Gets first dibs on sacrifices | |
| Most Obsessive Mother; no likey kidnappers | |
| Let there be light, but beware the plague | |
| Precocious midwife, both protects and hunts Bambi | |
| World's Best Liar at one day old | |
| Daddy's girl; favors peace but will beat up belligerent half-brother | |
| Blood and gore love him; unfortunately, Mom and Dad don't | |
| Pretty fluff; occasionally plays matchmaker | |
| Clever, but not good-looking; invented robots | |
| Twice-born, not fond of pirates but likes grapes | |
| Likes flowers and fruit, perhaps a bit too much | |
| Terrible father; enjoys raw infant | |
| Friend of man; gods and eagles, not so much | |
| Big burden; on the other hand, has statue in Rockefeller Plaza | |
| Six is the magic number; must find rock and blankets | |
| Nine nights of love; has gorgeous hair and great memory | |
| Big Mama; champion of parthenogenesis | |
| Bad dad; literally lost his man-pride | |
| Rainbows are pretty | |
| Laid off from her job so Daddy could hire Ganymede | |
| Don't panic, they're just goat legs | |
| Bigbigbig muscleman; wears lion skin | |
| Row, row, row your boat, gently down the river of hate | |
| Three cans of Alpo, maybe some cake, too | |
| Mirrors and invisible hats are my best friend | |
| Didn't Hades tell you? DON'T LOOK BACK | |
| | Hint | Name | Status |
| Whatever you do, don't open that box | |
| I can bring the dead back to life. No, they are not zombies | |
| Golden touch; ass' ears | |
| Killed his son and tried to serve him to the gods, eternally tantalized | |
| Cheated death (for a while), pushes rock up hill | |
| Tried to fly up to Olympus - should've brought a parachute | |
| Beat the Sphinx, married his mother, blinded himself | |
| Suitors had to beat her in race or lose their head - literally | |
| Complete wimp, stole a man's wife, and has a city named after him | |
| Noblest Trojan; shouldn't have killed Achilles' buddy | |
| More important to Romans as their founder | |
| Dressed up as a girl before going to Trojan War | |
| His brainchild was the Trojan Horse, his legacy is a word | |
| Trojan War, went mad and killed a bunch of cattle | |
| Killed her husband with an axe | |
| Most faithful wife in history of mythology | |
| Most unfaithful wife in history of mythology | |
| Fourteen lovely children; unfortunately, pissed off Leto | |
| Fell in love, saved guy from maze, guy dumped her | |
| Only one of the greatest inventors of all time (take that, Edison) | |
| Achilles fell in love the moment he killed her...sad... | |
| Humped a cloud, now spins eternally on a flaming wheel | |
| No one listens to me! 'I'm sorry, did you say something?' | |
| Has a thing for bulls (like, seriously, she loves them) | |
| Besties with Artemis; has big ol' constellation and a dog | |
| Lots and lots of eyes; unfortunately, fell asleep on the job | |
| Men are pigs | |
| Dragons pull her chariot; makes excellent sunblock | |
| Has a very big...thing...down there... | |
| Itsy bitsy spider | |
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