| Closing Song Lyrics | Song Title | Misc. |
| '...Let's get these teen hearts beating faster' | |
| '...I know its sad that i never gave a d@mn about the weather, but it never gave a d@mn about me' | |
| '...Oh Sarah, are you saving me? | |
| '...The IV and your hospital bed, this was no accident, this was a therapeutic chain of events' | |
| '...You'll dance to anything, you'll dance to anything' | |
| '...We're feeling so good, just the way that we do, when its... | |
| '...Shade of the sheets and before all the stains, and a few more of your least favorite things.' | |
| '...Legs of wood waves, waves of wooden legs Waves of wooden legs' | |
| '...There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for' | |
| '...well that all depends, what you qualify as friends' | |
| '...I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch' | |
| '...I've got just one regret to live through, and that one regret is you(x3) | |