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| Take your legislative agenda.....and shove it up your ass! | |
| Ok...but none of my visitors are going to be able to understand my Tombstone | |
| We like to think of ourselves collectively as 'the men' on this one sir | |
| I believe the words you're looking for are...'oh good grief' | |
| Fellas, look at my face......you're done | |
| I could cover this thing in barbecue sauce, and it would still taste like....the ground | |
| You're afraid of heights, fire, speed and small spaces | |
| No, everyone gets treated stupid in an election year CJ | |
| Yes, you are better than my old boyfriend.. | |
| The all night pastry chef? You were just kidding about that right? | |
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| Who's that guy kissing Mommy | |
| How did that bullet not kill you? | |
| I am the Lord thy God, though shalt worship no other God before me....boy, those were days | |
| Is it still in print? Is what my staff would like to know | |
| You know what word should be Yiddish but isn't? Spatula..also far-fetched! | |
| O holy interruptus Batman! | |
| Oh I love anything that starts with Bertram Coles, let's have it | |
| There's literally no-one in the world that I don't hate right now | |
| I have wit, I have charm, I have brains, I have legs that go all the way down to the floor my friend | |
| He crazy-glued my phone! | |
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