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| I could've countered that, but I'd already moved on to other things in my head | |
| Ginger, get the popcorn! | |
| Your name wouldn't have come up by the way, my son won the illinois primary tonight | |
| We wear sweaters, it's a Tommy Hilfiger ad! | |
| Is it the qumquat? | |
| Excuse me, but are you a moron? | |
| you know what I forgot to do today? Check the President's glands | |
| They're beating the women Nancy!! | |
| You're the Charlie Brown of missile defence | |
| Thank God we never had to refuel in Johannesburg! | |
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| Is this a hazing? Coz I'll go along and everything.... | |
| Toby did it | |
| You were right.....it doesn't go away | |
| I can hear the damn sirens all over the building! | |
| Do you have any idea how much I'd like to dress you up in Lederhosen and drop-kick you into Fjord right now? | |
| It was perfectly benign to anyone who doesn't take shoes that seriously | |
| So help me God I will shove a pitchfork so far up your asses, you will quite simply be dead | |
| and the chemical abbreviation for table salt is NACL | |
| and textbooks are important, if for no other reason than they would accurately place the town of Kirkwood in California and not in Oregon | |
| I am nowhere close to being able to answer that question | |
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