| Line | Movie | Actor |
| 'You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand? ' | |
| '...As for Harry, Jimmy, and Trent- F*** you too!' | |
| 'As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.' | |
| 'Michael, your father loves you very much. Very much.'-subtitle | |
| 'You know, they say an elephant never forgets. But what they don't tell you is that you never forget an elephant.' | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no. You all done? You all done? How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow? | |
| It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole. | |
| 'Nice par, David.' | |
| 'In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? 'Los submarinos.'' | |
| 'You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.' | |
| 'Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO! ' | |