| Quote | Character |
| 'But Vegeta... Trix are for kids!' | |
| 'So THAT'S why we found my father's car covered in goat blood and rammed into a Dairy Queen...' | |
| 'First rule of Popo's training! Do not talk about Popo's training! | |
| 'Card games on motorbikes!' | |
| 'I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul.' | |
| 'Hey, I'm just like any other guy. I pay my taxes one leg at a time.' | |
| 'Let me get this straight. You can invent tanks, jet skis, and a gigantic friggin' drill, but the concept of a HOT AIR BALLOON eluuuudes you?' | |
| 'Oh, I'm going to be that guy right now.' | |
| 'Wow, it's almost like I'm a POLICE GIRL or something!' | |
| 'I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'I am not a freaky fish guy!' | |
| 'My voice gives me super strength!' | |
| 'As soon as I dislodge this parking brake from my spine, I'm going to kick your @##.' | |
| 'Lastly, I must complete the Daddy's Little Princess Dance.' | |
| 'I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than... I think this was a horrible decision.' | |
| 'My useless character senses are tingling!' | |
| 'Screw the rules, I have money!' | |
| 'And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!' | |
| 'Yes, yes, yes, yes! I can win! I feel great! I! CAN! DO! THIS! | |
| 'Before we begin this duel to the death, I have just one question. Could I get a hug?' | |
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