Famous Ice Hockey Quotes

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Can you name the utterers of the following famous ice-hockey-related quotes?

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'I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.'Goalie
'In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.'Author
'We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.'Forward
'I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears.'Goalie
'You miss 100% of the shots you never take.' Forward
'You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free.'Goalie
'There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.'Goalie
'Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.'Journalist
'You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.'Coach
'I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.'Comedian
'You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.'Coach
'I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.'Forward
'Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play.'Coach
'It takes brains. It's not like a forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense. On defense you have to be thinking.'Defenseman
'All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.'Forward
'I had the idea that I should beat up every player I tangled with, and nothing ever convinced me it wasn't a good idea.'Forward
'The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him.'Broadcaster
'How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?'Goalie
'The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.'Forward
'A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.'Author

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