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Famous Ice Hockey Quotes
Can you name the utterers of the following famous ice-hockey-related quotes?
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I've seen minor variations on some of these quotes, so I've gone with what I think are the most common versions.
'I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears.'
'I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.'
'It takes brains. It's not like a forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense. On defense you have to be thinking.'
'We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.'
'The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.'
'The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him.'
'You miss 100% of the shots you never take.'
'Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play.'
'You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.'
'All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.'
'How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?'
'I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.'
'In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.'
'Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.'
'I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.'
'A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.'
'There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.'
'I had the idea that I should beat up every player I tangled with, and nothing ever convinced me it wasn't a good idea.'
'You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free.'
'You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.'
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