| Quote | Speaker | Hint |
| 'I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.' | |
| 'You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free.' | |
| 'I had the idea that I should beat up every player I tangled with, and nothing ever convinced me it wasn't a good idea.' | |
| 'All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.' | |
| 'In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.' | |
| 'You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.' | |
| 'Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.' | |
| 'It takes brains. It's not like a forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense. On defense you have to be thinking.' | |
| 'I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.' | |
| 'I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.' | |
| | Quote | Speaker | Hint |
| 'How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?' | |
| 'The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.' | |
| 'There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.' | |
| 'The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him.' | |
| 'A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.' | |
| 'I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears.' | |
| 'You miss 100% of the shots you never take.' | |
| 'Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play.' | |
| 'We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.' | |
| 'You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.' | |
|