| Joke | Punchline |
| What do you call a fish with no eyes? | |
| What do you call a deer with no eyes? | |
| What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? | |
| What do you call a man with a leaf on his head? | |
| What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? | |
| Man walks into a bar... | |
| Three men walk into a bar... | |
| What do you call a cross between a kangaroo and a sheep? | |
| What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun? | |
| Are you a piece of string? | |