| Plot description | Movie |
| Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church head to California wine country ahead of Church's wedding. Giamatti falls in love with Virginia Madsen. Sandra Oh beats up Church. | |
| Irish actor Barry Fitzgerald plays a dying judge who lures ten people to an island and murders them. | |
| A rubber-handed Woody Harrelson faces Bill Murray in a $1,000,000 winner-take-all bowling tournament to try to save an Amish town in Pennsylvania. | |
| Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have a child. J-Lo dies in childbirth. Ben has no clue on how to be a father. Will Smith shows him the way. | |
| Macaulay Culkin outwits Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern. A man in the neighborhood allegedly killed his family with a snow shovel. | |
| Jet Li pursues a relationship with Aaliyah in the middle of gang warfare between their families. DMX is among the victims. | |
| Faye Dunaway plays another famous actress. Based on a book that actress' daughter wrote. Don't keep wire hangers around. | |
| Denzel Washington's son needs a heart transplant. He holds a hospital hostage until he gets it. | |
| It's Scotland vs. England in a war for independence. Mel Gibson wins Best Director and takes criticism for creative liberties taken. | |
| Kiefer Sutherland kills Sally Field's daughter. He gets off on a technicality. She stalks him and kills him. | |
| Felicity Huffman plays a man who is becoming a woman. The kid from Air Bud becomes a gay porn actor. | |
| Pierce Brosnan warns people in the second most desirable place to live in the USA that a volcano is going to erupt. No one listens until it's too late. | |
| Ernesto Guevara and a friend go on a motorcycle trip. Ernesto is changed by what he sees. | |
| Hardware store owner Ray Romano and former U.S. President Gene Hackman campaign for both the affections of Maura Tierney and the mayorship of a small Maine town. | |
| An albino bat, sacred to two African tribes, is stolen. The world's most famous animal recovery specialist is called in to retrieve it, or both tribes will fight to the death. | |
| Christian Slater's brother Bruce Boxleitner, a San Francisco police officer, is shot and killed in the line of duty and leaves him his patrol district. Ashley Judd's first film. | |
| The guys from South Park help form a new sports league. Robert Vaughn wants to change everything. | |
| Tom Green is a struggling cartoonist who falsely accuses father Rip Torn of sexually molesting his brother after he crosses him one too many times. Multiple-time Razzie winner. | |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad pursue an action figure so their sons can have a Merry Christmas. Phil Hartman tries to hook up with Arnold's wife. | |
| Chevy Chase and his family ride a theme park roller coaster while John Candy is held at gunpoint. No charges, amazingly, are filed. | |
| Matt Dillon outs Kevin Kline at the Oscars. Tom Selleck stalks Kline. Joan Cusack is left at the altar, both in the film and at Oscar time. | |
| Robin Williams teaches an English class at an all boys school to think for themselves and seize the day. Red from That 70's Show forces his son, Wilson from House, to kill himself. | |
| Vince Vaughn's gym is in danger of being taken over by Ben Stiller. Vaughn ends up taking over Stiller's gym instead. | |
| Teacher Ryan Reynolds radically changes a school and town, to the dislike of David Paymer, who goes out of his way to discredit him. What he discovers forces HIM to change. | |
| An old fairy tale is brought to the silver screen in animated form. Angela Lansbury plays a singing teapot. | |
| Patrick Swayze is killed so Tony Goldwyn can launder money. Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg become targets as well. 'Unchained Melody.' | |
| America fights Canada in a war over potty language. Saddam Hussein and Satan try to take over the world. | |
| Clint Eastwood takes Hilary Swank under his wing, trains her to become a world champion, then kills her with an overdose of adrenaline as she lays paralyzed in a hospital bed. | |
| Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore fall in love. Over. And over. And over. And over. And over. | |
| Winona Ryder gets committed to a mental institution. Angelina Jolie doesn't know where her aorta is. Still wins an Oscar. | |