| Description | Character |
| Lamuellan priest | |
| Evil computer from 'Life, the Universe, and Everything' | |
| Man whose client is 'just zis guy, you know?' | |
| Prophet | |
| Depressed robot | |
| Norse god of thunder | |
| Superintelligent computer tasked with finding the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything | |
| Vogon fleet commander charged with destroying Earth | |
| Woman whose feet do not touch the ground | |
| Comedian | |
| Woman of questionable morals and anatomy | |
| Controversial author | |
| Rockstar | |
| Security robot from the Guide headquarters | |
| Computer in charge of the Heart of Gold | |
| Mouse | |
| Mouse | |
| Astrologer | |
| Disembodied mind | |
| Rain god | |
| Evil bird from 'Mostly Harmless' | |
| Judge | |
| Man in charge of building a bypass | |
| One of the men trying to find the man who rules the universe | |
| The only man who knows where the dolphins went | |
| A mattress | |