| Quote | Episode |
| Would you care for a rat? | |
| You're a naughty boy, Fawlty! | |
| You'll have to sew 'em back on first! | |
| Ve have meat here in zee building! | |
| Don't! Don't hit our friends! | |
| Don't mention the war! | |
| Ah, hello gentlemen. And what can I do for you three gentleman? AUGH! | |
| Or that ancient Egyptian place, the Golden Dog something... | |
| Start, you vicious bastard! | |
| Is that what made Britain great? I'm tho thorry I made a mithtake! | |