| Plot Description | Movie |
| Lt. Vincent Hanna takes over the family business from Jor-El. | |
| Hartigan drops Snape out of a very, very tall building. | |
| Leigh Anne Tuohy discovers her feminine side with some help from Alfred. | |
| John Nash fails to entertain Johnny Cash. | |
| Cameron Poe and Jim Phelps try to beat Alec Trevelyan to hidden gold. | |
| Rocky Balboa and Snake Plissken form an unlikely crimefighting duo. | |
| Penny Lane is trying to get Dirk Pitt to end their relationship ASAP. | |
| Daniel Cleaver falls for movie star Tess Ocean, eventually professing his love at a press conference. | |
| Santa and Ellen Ripley are accidentally drawn into an interstellar conflict. | |
| Charlie Wilson fights Viet Cong, plays ping pong, and runs great distances to impress Buttercup. | |
| William Wallace is just young enough to beat the crap out of Commander Krill in George Knox's front yard. | |
| Ethan Hunt and Satine engage in, observe, and otherwise obsess over lots of kinky, kinky sex. | |