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He's about as predictable as...
His eyes are bulging like...
That's the greatest comeback...
It's like trying to pin down...
Well as giraffes say...
He's as cool as...
It's the nearest thing to public execution...
The pendulum swinging back and forth like...
Under that heart of stone...
He is as slick as...
That's like giving Dracula...
There hasn't been this much excitement...
This lad has more checkouts...
Even Hypotenuse...
Steve Beaton: the Adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance...
If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans...
If you're round your aunties tonight...
When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer...
Eat your heart out Harold Pinter...
He's playing like Robin Hood...
Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured...
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet...
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys...
He's like D'Artagnan...
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis...
Shane is as happy as a hound dog...
Look at the man go...
He looks about as happy as...
Bob came on like the Laughing Cavalier...
He's perspiring like...
There was less noise...
Barmaids are frozen like Greek statues watching...
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips...
His face is...
Keith Deller is like Long John Silver...
Cliff Lazarenko’s jumping up and down like...
It’s just like taking a sausage...
As they say at the DHSS...
The players are under so much duress...
That was like throwing three pickled onions...
He may practice 12 hours a day...
William Tell could take an apple off your head...
There's only one word for that...
It's like Dracula getting out of his grave...
Rod now looking like Kevin Costner...
Keith Deller's not just an underdog...
This game of darts is twisting like...
As Freud said to Jung in Vienna...
Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens...
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