| Quote | Series |
| I'm so sorry, I thought you were a waiter. | |
| Oh good. Let's talk about money. | |
| What is a weekend? | |
| Edith, you are a Lady, not Toad of Toad Hall. | |
| Why does every day involve a fight with an American? | |
| You'll find there's never a dull moment in this house. | |
| At my age one must ration one's excitement. | |
| Don't be defeatist, dear, it's very middle class. | |
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| Stop whining and find something to do. | |
| So put that in your pipe and smoke it. | |
| No family is ever what it seems from the outside. | |
| Oh, so at least we can sleep in our beds. | |
| Wasn't there a masked ball in Paris when cholera broke out? Half the guests were dead before they left the ballroom. | |
| No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house. | |
| Are you really that tall? | |
| I'm a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose. | |
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