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Portal 2: Cave Johnson quotes
Can you name the Cave Johnson quotes from Portal 2?
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Complete the Cave Johnson quotes! Mild spoilers in here. But honestly, if you haven't played through Portal 2, why would you be taking this quiz?
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a _____ _____ that burns your house down!
If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know. Because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be _____.
Ground up moon rocks are _____ _____! I am deathly ill.
We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does not like the _____ _____!
That thing's called an elevator. Not a _____.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson _____!
Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's _____.
Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? _____ _____?
Sorry fellas, she's married.... _____ _____!
Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. _____ _____ _____!
We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into _____.
I pay the bills here, I can talk about the _____ _____ all damn day!
The good news is, we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of _____ _____!
_____ _____ can eat my bankrupt...
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got _____ _____!
I like your grit! _____ could use some work though.
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