| Hints | Babes |
| Has questionable relationships with 2 men in her family | |
| Spills alphabet soup on her dress every day | |
| Flirts by dropping her handkerchief | |
| Would rather eat fruit than talk to her boyfriend | |
| Two groups battle for her love | |
| Two groups battle for her love | |
| Frequently seen wearing polos and hats | |
| First documented birth by head-section | |
| Rhymes with My name is Earl | |
| Tall, Handsome, Knowledgable, Professor of Literature | |