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| Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals. | |
| There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. | |
| I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is. | |
| The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. | |
| It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not! | |
| Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. | |
| The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks. | |
| You made a big mistake yourself... you didn't flush. | |
| The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this. | |
| You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! | |
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| Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified. | |
| By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. | |
| Well, this country is becoming a haven for criminals so what do you expect? You know, decent hard-working Americans like my dad are getting rubbed out by social parasites. | |
| Oh, f*** it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total f***in' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence | |
| Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. | |
| He ate the light. | |
| Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. | |
| Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. | |
| Some places are like people: some shine and some don't. | |
| I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. | |
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