| Quote | Character |
|---|
| If we do hook up tonight, for once, you won't be the only one thinking about J.D. | |
| So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt. | |
| Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog. | |
| What in The name of 'are ya there god? It's me Margaret' were you thinking? | |
| What're you looking at, Beardface? You want a kid? Because I swear to God, I will mount you right now! | |
| Bidet to you sir. | |
| I became a doctor for the same four reasons everyone becomes a doctor: chicks, money, power, and chicks. | |
| Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking | |
| Oh yeah! Suck it bitch! I will murder you! | |
| Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos? | |
| Wash off whatever eighth-grade dance cologne you're wearing so we don't add nausea to my symptoms | |
| It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler. | |
| Really. Because I trained with LaMarcus down at the gym, and he was an NFL linebacker before he came out of the closet! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| You know, it's ironic that cancer starts with 'can', because at this stage there's nothing we can do about it! | |
| Fat camp. Six years she's been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet! | |
| You got brinner? DAAAAAMN, Turkledawg! | |
| Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker! | |
| Does this big metal contraption make me look fat? | |
| I grew up on the street... No, not the hood. Sesame Street. | |
| So you do scary little speeches. How adorable! | |
| [After JD asks 'He Died?] I certainly hope so, otherwise that autopsy is gonna be a bitch. | |
| What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool? | |
| Then we'd all have sex to celebrate surviving. | |
| Mm-hmm! | |
| You seem unhappy. I like that. | |
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