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If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much. | |
You cannot make authentic guacamole out of lima beans and Ritz crackers. | |
I don't know you! That's my purse! | |
Is that a kiwi in there? You know how i feel about hairy fruit. | |
I'm lucky. Cotton is so easy to shop for. Either he likes what I get him, and he's happy, or he hates it, and he shoots it, and he's happy. | |
Well, I passed lather, but I failed rinse...and then I failed repeat, because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair! | |
The cat burglar in me can appreciate a job well done. But the fraidy-cat in me wants to run like hell. See, I have two cats inside me. | |
I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny. | |
Oh sugar! We're outta sugar, sugg. | |
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But dad you're not supposed to inhale anymore poison! | |
Oh, Peggy. Nancy's headache's very severe this morning, um... must be the pollen. | |
My name is Lenore silly, and I've come back because I love Bill so much!, and I really missed him! | |
Dang ol she can't speak dang 'ol like we do man but dang 'ol tell you what man she speak the language of love man. | |
Haven't they replaced you with a coin operated machine yet? | |
Not too much happens in this town. When someone comes back from dead, it gets around. | |
I wanna go to a party school! Yeah, Chico State! | |
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