| Quotation | Movie or TV Show |
| What am I working on? Uhh... I'm working on something that will change the world, and human life as we know it. | |
| You want sex with Joe and Mike? | |
| Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! | |
| What you call discovery I call rape of the natural world. | |
| Miriam, do you want us flogged? | |
| Look at that: still in character, I like it… I plant seeds I can't explain. | |
| I try to avoid transferrential relationships with dead people - it's always so one-sided. | |
| Mommy's very angry. | |
| We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay. | |
| You know what a sad occasion like this calls for? A glass of 1954 Salon le Menuille. | |
| I forgot my mantra. | |
| Our team is red hot, your team ain't doodley squat! | |