| Description | Teacher |
| Hates teaching bio but loves his other classes. Attends the annual Delaware Brain Bee. | |
| A huge proponent of Support Our Soldiers. | |
| Make it rain! | |
| Head of NHS | |
| Struts around his room during class, carrying a weapon. | |
| Si vous pouvez lire ceci, remerciez elle. | |
| Left her AP Lang students to fend for themselves when she took maternal leave in the 2008-2009 school year | |
| Guidance Counseler | |
| Always reading unless he's playing chess, never tell anyone a move if they're playing him. | |
| 'You go girl!' Loves to give torturous grade killing poetry quizzes. | |
| Is married to one of the other teachers, these two are almost polar opposites. | |
| Always on his phone during his class. Less enthusiastic than his co-worker. | |
| Has a....peculiar....dress sense right around halloween time.....oh the mental scars.... | |
| Got his car teepeed....no i mean we really put a teepee behind his parked car as a result of his long standing feud with Mrs. lober | |
| Works behind the scenes to help connect students with oppurtunities. | |
| Bad joke of the day teller. | |
| Has steel gray hair and always carries around a big purse. Gives you early dissmissal passes if you are getting out early, and demerits if you are getting in late. | |
| Awesome math teacher, brings in cookies before midterms, but thats not why she's awesome. | |
| Guidance Counseler | |
| Gives you a tylenol for your 'headache' instead of telling you to suck it up and get back to class. | |
| Soooooo now that you have about an hour's worth of driving experience......wanna go to taco bell? | |
| Loves nickels, wrote for the show Numb3rs, that damn polar bear game. | |
| | Description | Teacher |
| Guy that lives in the closet and fixes computers. | |
| Don't open a soda in her classroom, ever.... Shows you movies that make you want to skip lunch forever. | |
| Her father works as a substitute. | |
| Refers to his son as 'Little Boy Dalton.' | |
| Really nice woman that works in the office. | |
| Has a first name that is also the name of an Herb. Will force you to recite romantic era poetry during her class. | |
| Other Head of NHS | |
| Other guy that lives in the closet and fixes computers. | |
| Insanely in love with paella. | |
| Never leaves his room. Ever. | |
| Her husband sets up the entertainment for our dances, In love with Bon Jovi and Robert Pattinson. | |
| 'Juanes.' | |
| Rarely seen not wearing black. | |
| A real rule shark. She's been teaching for a looong time. | |
| Will he surpass his predecessor? | |
| More enthusiatic and less monotone in his AP class than in his regular classes. One of the freshman classes he used to teach got pulled. | |
| 'Bullshenanigans!' 'THE STORM!' (insert funny accent here). Mumbles under her breath during class, kinda funny if you catch what she's saying, has one of the worst table arrangemen | |
| Native Americans. 'Nuff said. | |
| Ha Ha time, Yoga lessons in the middle of class, Amino acid dance. | |
| Student Council meets in her room, Don't confuse her with the teacher downstairs! | |
| Newer Teacher, teaches in Mrs. Potocki's old room. | |
| 'Signal, Mirror, Shoulder.' 'I don't know if I told you guys or not, but I used to be a Police officer.' | |
| | Description | Teacher |
| 'Ping!' Voice fluctuates randomly, plays awesome music while checking homework. | |
| Intense gamer, you may know him as 'monetary.' | |
| Huge Phillies fan. Great American! Teaches in the Cab Hallway. | |
| She's married to einstein (or at least a look-alike) | |
| Has a dry but hilarious sense of humor, seems to hate sophomore boys. Plays scattergories with her AP class. | |
| OFFICE CANDY BOWL!!!! | |
| 'If you know three languages, you are trilingual. If you know two languages, then you are bilingual. If you know only one language....you are American.' Multilingual Hungarian teac | |
| 'IF YOU CHEAT I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND HANG YOU IN THE HALLWAY!!!' | |
| All the guys were sad when she got married. Over enthusiastic when compared to her co-worker. | |
| He ran '_______- Mart'. Plays professional poker. | |
| _________THE GREAT. Loves stale peeps. | |
| Beware his shiny head. | |
| Walks around school looking like a boss. | |
| 'You are all wet lumps of clay, it is my job to mold you into the perfect student.' 'There will be no PINK in my MANLY room!' This guy is fearsome but a great teacher! | |
| 'I would be a goat! because i like to make goat sounds!' Blasted her AP students with a fire extinguisher, Bought herself a microphone to use during class. | |
| You go to her for most of your college needs. | |
| Head soccer coach. | |
| Another College Counseler who is a little more spry than the other. | |
| 'Ghetto Cookie Day!' Super-chill dude, not just cuz he goes on the ski trip every year. | |
| Need help with a stubborn lock? She's the one you call! Heads Jefferson Council and Helps out with Student Council. | |
| Got stabbed in the side of his head. | |
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