| Quote | Person | Game |
| There's blood in my stool! | |
| Have you ever been to Intercourse, Pennsylvania? | |
| Well, I'd like to thank everyone who made this...what? Satan is my master? | |
| Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a Spam (winks) | |
| Good evening everyone, I'm Twice Nightly. And this is the action news, these are the headlines. Insane cow tries moon jump, dish and spoon still missing | |
| Look, I'm a bunny on Viagara! | |
| I hope they're loud terroritsts! | |
| Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot. | |
| This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3. | |
| Mommy, how come nobody looks like me on Friends? | |
| | Quote | Person | Game |
| We're expecting a lot of rain in Oregon.....so let's just get rid of Oregon. | |
| Niroshi! We're so closie! | |
| I'll be all the props for these men! ;D (guest star) | |
| Look at the size of my d*** | |
| ..and the loser has to go back to Canada where he belongs! | |
| (singing) MY BEST FRIEND IS MY COLON! YEAH! | |
| TAPIOOOOOCA! TAPIOOOOCA! | |
| Don't worry Mrs. Johnson, I'll have her home by 10. That's when the wife gets home. | |
| IMA GET UP ON THIS POLE NOW! (guest star) | |
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